MutantTailThing

Well I'm not Orgazmo but if you want to you do you.

If you think I’m gonna read all that you’ve got another thing coming

But they look so cute while doing it!

That’s probably because they used all your drugs

‘What makes you think I loved you to begin with?’

I love being a EUrangutan

Facebook asked for me ID and I sent them a stock image of a random dude flipping the bird and it got accepted

When a gunman tries to rob you just say no because stealing is illegal.

I could have sworn this used to be an Albanian virus.

I like doing stuff and junk

Reading YouTube comments is like sticking a turd in a bandsaw. You just don’t do it!

If you sleep 10 hour each night and still feel tired, it’s time to visit a doctor before you end up in the forever box.