MonkeMischief

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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)

3 years, 4077 comments (holy crap?!)

Not on it either!

Maybe I could've written like a whole book with all that effort though lol.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Alas, that these dark days should be mine..."

—Theodén, King of Rohan

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Yeah but...I'd be a good Sauron."

"That sounds like where Boromir went wrong..."

"Haha 'Boromir' huh? What's their stock ticker? Maybe I can acquire them too..."

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well yeah, they need to be the "alphas" and mark everything they like, especially cultural touchstones, as theirs.

Otherwise, those things would be ours , and that's Communism! ("Haven't you read Animal Farm?!" They'll screech, as they use 1984 as a roadmap.)

They can't imagine coexistence without zero-sum Thunderdome-esque competition over who gets to take and hold everything away from everyone else.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dildo Schwaggins

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 34 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Honestly surprised there's no "Evil Corp" yet.

"Skeletor LLC"

"Mordor Holdings Inc"

"Triffid Intl"

You're right, too honest. We all get to suffer so these rich pricks can pretend to live out some hero fantasy.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol username trying so hard to check out.

We get it, you don't like it, you don't understand it. You think it's stupid. If you genuinely don't want to understand it, that's fine, but hate-mongering over it is really lame.

Yes, many believers also hate all the stupid bad things done in the name of various religions, just like you do. But this absolutist "faith in anything bad" take is so tiresome, especially coming from a place of angry ignorance.

Grass. Please go touch. Much love. <3

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Moreso general anthropology, if that keeps your hackles down. Lol

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Education really is a panacea to many of our ills with technology.

Unfortunately we gutted computer classes just as they became ubiquitous and handed the educational reins to billion dollar megacorpos who only care about harvesting dollars and attention.

AI really is the haymaker on that huge mistake, but we can still educate everyone as best we can and hope some take it to heart!

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This in particular sounds like inviting heaps of trouble. Unless it was rigged to only connect to emulated servers buuuuut still....

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The answer was probably something like:

".........Yes! You do need eggs to make an omelet!"

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago

LOL it did take me a sec, like "You WERE smart but AI lobotomizes you." 😂

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