Lemminary

I know a way you can stop seeing ads altogether!

*Pulls out fork*

Are you crazy? Who will shoot the guns then??

Ok, but who's gonna play golf and cheat on their wife at Coldplay concerts??

It's also thievery

First time sleeping in a coffin, what a noob

Can't we just fuse together into gen Millenial Z? I mean, we do have some significant DBZ overlap to thank for this naming convention.

Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Breathe less 💁

I'm Mexican living in Mexico and I approve this message. Soccer fans are the worst.

Awesome! I can't wait for the US to kick itself in the nuts... again.

Amazon Workspaces

As an end user with this model at work, I hate this slow-ass shit that keeps freezing on me and randomly disconnects. Not fun or productive when it starts talking seconds to register a click because the connection becomes unstable for no apparent reason.