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People who do certain govt work. Makes dealing with MFA the biggest pain in the ass.

Kiss under the gates of the gulag lol

I work at an MSP and see profound idiocy every day and nobody has the will or desire to learn anything. I had to give someone directions on how to plug a wired mouse into a computer the other day.

I see at least one functionally illiterate person a week while working.

My small town had two cops. had the "chief" was transferred to a bigger town with more minorities. So now my town only has one cop. I bet things are going to actually calm down a lot

Being a loser. Git gud bro. (Jk I'm also not on the list and I'm not aware of being banned on reddit but I left before the extreme ban hammer too)

They do go far with trebuchets

Me reading at a collegiate level in 2nd grade then ending up as a dumbass adult.

I don't make the prices. I'm just a grunt in the IT trenches. 🥲

The only thing I like about Microsoft is that their shit products give me job security.

I get to do an extensive Microsoft Teams training for some middle-aged dudes next week. One of the men doesn't recognize me as someone who can fix his shit. He straight up says, "Have one of your techs, your guys, give me a call" and I always tell him I am a technician and can handle his problem so he doesn't have to wait. I use my kindest, sweetest customer service voice to talk to him and he has never once called me by my name despite it showing on his computer when I connect to it. He calls me honey and dear a lot and not in the endearing old person way.

But dealing with him pays the bills so

Idk how people can do this. Like, I was invited to a 4th of July party and I wasn't going to go if I couldn't find someone to sit with my dogs. I ended up paying my mom to watch them for me. My beagle is terrified of fireworks and he has reactions to emergency anxiety meds, so just sitting with him and keeping him company and hugging him is very important. Apparently he had a great time lol. My doodle doesn't give a shit about fireworks. She's just down to do whatever the beagle is doing lol.