Kolanaki

joined 2 years ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 3 weeks ago

The ancient Mayans were right and the world ended in 2012. This is actually Hell we're in now.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

AI doesn't even need to poop so they can't possibly poop on company time.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It's only wrong in how it makes your soul feel. Gramatically, it's okay.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 4 weeks ago

They referenced it on The Simpsons once; that's how I came to know of it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

Is this the one about spies imprisoned on an island?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (8 children)

And here I am contemplating trying to find "My Mother the Car" because it sounds stupid as fuck and I have wanted to experience the badness of it since my dad told me of its existence years ago.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 4 weeks ago

With the current prices, it might be cheaper to snack on caviar.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 weeks ago

Having a dream that you woke up and are getting ready for work, then waking up at 2:34am and seeing you can get more sleep.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 weeks ago

Is it like the one in Hackers, at least?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

That shit is already marked up to hell and back. If they bumped it up another 15%, it would be even more insane.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I can throw shade on demand. Who am I cussing out?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, but I get 3% of the profits for coming up with the idea. 😌

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