I once spent a solid work week doing nothing but read webcomics, keep colleagues from working by walking around to chat with them and go to lunch. People are so much more productive in the office, right?
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I’m sure you know this but it’s about control and the middle manager emotional validation of seeing a bunch of people “working” at their stations.
I also do only the minimum required to keep my job, just like how they pay the absolute minimum to prevent me from quitting. It’s just business. It’s not like there’s a reward for working harder.
Oh, I know. Control, keeping the expensive real estate full, and other bullshit reasons.
It really does depend on the job and office environment. Personally I go to the office every day (even when nobody else from my project is there), why wouldn't I? Its a place where I can talk with people that have similar interests, play with colleagues on a footballtable and play chess against the managing director during work hours. Not to mention that working together does in fact go a lot easier if you can pull the relevant people into a meeting room together and hash something out.
Of course that doesn't apply to every job everywhere, heck out of all jobs I've had so far only about half were anywhere close to being like the environment I have now.
And more factors are in play ofcourse, like if you have to drive an hour each way thats a lot of wasted time.
I had a job where I was made to “look busy” by carrying around a clipboard. I pretended to look at shelves as if I were writing down product information, but I was actually doodling and writing down story ideas.
Prior to that, I would legit look up product information, so that I could better inform the customers who asked me questions. But management didn’t like seeing me standing at a computer and told me to stop. Ah well, malicious compliance it is.
Ai is great at stealing company time. Have you not seen the rate limits? Sorry asked me too many questions try again in 4 hr.
Upgrade your plan to continue
Upgrade, continue, not 5 mins later...
You have run out of your current tier tokens, please wait 4 hrs or, upgrade to the super ultimate plan.
Note: I nearly died laughing as LTT tried to put a gaming PC together using ChatGPT, good thing there were no cinder block walls nearby. First tier sucked, paid for second tier, it was a tiny bit better, then had to upgrade to the top tier and I think it was ~$130C/month
The last time it cut me off until the reset, after squandering half my requests on graphics that never appeared, it offered to keep me company until the reset, which it couldn't predict.
Yeah, right, like I want cuddle with a loser like you.
Hey, WTF? Did I just sexually harassed by an AI?
AI doesn’t earn a wage, so in short order companies will lose interest in an AI only work force. They’ll get bored without their favorite pastime, wage theft
Wasn't there a study showing tasks with AI can take longer to get right compared to workout AI?
Yes. And it's the best run study about that thing out there.
What isn't saying much. You shouldn't take conclusions from a single small study. You shouldn't conclude they improve anything either.
Oh it does. But it also steals all information and then sells it back to you on top of burning the earth!
Tbf, it seems LLMs are quite the waste of a company's money.
All my projects at work are low priority and low pressure, with no time constraints. I'm setting up a Pathfinder campaign
AI doesn't even need to poop so they can't possibly poop on company time.
I beg to differ, have you seen some of the output?
This is just one of the things they're trying to take from us