Kolanaki

joined 2 years ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 months ago

Let them tie and say they both won so we get beer and tacos.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Do they at least have a clause in the TOS to not use the Steam Machine to build or use nuclear weapons?

(iTunes had one and that shit will never stop being funny)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

IDK if these two characters really fit the text, considering they both had no problem speaking their mind to strangers. Mulder would just make it about aliens or conspiracies trying to guilt the waiter into correcting the mistake while Scully would straight up say "this isn't what I ordered."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 54 points 2 months ago

Valve: "May we buy some RAM, good sir?"

RAM Companies: "Sure. How much you willing to pay?"

Valve: "$30?"

RAM Companies: laugh "Get the fuck outta here, loser!"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If a job ever asks me for a video, I'm just gonna bend over and show my ass hole cuz I'm 'bout to get fucked.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Why would I pay $70 for shit that's super watered down to appeal to the lowest common denominator when I could pay $20-40 for something made with real passion?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/your-bra-strap-is-showing

Seems it finally hit the fandom because of Oververse fan art.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

How the fuck am I suppose to make new friends when I can't consistently connect with people unless they are already my friend? This wasn't a problem back when games were mostly on dedicated servers where the same groups would hang out consistently, day after day, so you'd actually get to know people.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

skl ovr pk me up

I hated T9. My first phone was the Sidekick, and it sucked when I had moved on to a Razr because I had to switch carriers.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It would be quite a stretch.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Auntie's Spinach Dip

Brother's Barbeque

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