Kolanaki

joined 2 years ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm gonna cast Forest Whitaker and make Ghost Dog 2.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 103 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

Valve was at one time very likely to just hire you and your team to make a spiritual successor or sequel to your own game for them.

The devs for Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Narbacular Drop (aka Portal), and, at least for a time, Turtle Rock Studios, were all working directly for Valve. The only one I am pretty sure is still there is Robin Walker (TF).

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gives actual hackers a precendent to claim no responsibility for their actions because it was just "rogue AI." Y'all got black fedoras, right? 😉

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

At least one of those bugs is a perfect being.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In California national parks, they will start controlled fires on occasion just because fires can be beneficial to growth. The plant debris can block light and stuff, and burning it turns to ash that helps add nutrients back into the soil.

IDK if that's done elsewhere in the country or the world.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

He famously yelled "Nike!" so now I am wondering if "Just Do It" means to die. 🤔

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

My mood is always "depressed."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's what Town Portal is for.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 month ago

If you need someone to talk to, there's always corn.

Corn is all ears.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish I was, like, 4'7'' instead of 6'6''. Being tall is overrated.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I haven't seriously used Craigslist since they got rid of the personals section. It's way harder to have hedonistic nights of super sweaty sex without those, even with Grindr.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago

I won, so yeah. 😤

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