Kolanaki

Best $30 spent at the movies.

42 is objectively the best number since it is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

If I had billionaire money, I'd be a full on rapist. Make a Wish, Children's hospitals, battered women support groups, etc. Hold up... How's the word meaning "gives to charity" spelled? 🤔

I want a gyroscopic flight sim setup; the kind that when I do a barrel roll in the sim, I actually get spun around.

I don't even remember the first 3 games having puzzles unless you count the QTEs as puzzles. It was pure action.

But also: Why does Odin sound like he's from New York?

Cat girls be like

How could you tell? Using AI to think for them and thinking for themselves both leads to the same outcomes.

There's a lot of incredibly old books that can't even be opened to be read without damaging them; but those are already locked up in museums and shit for study and preservation.

I prefer watching IRL anyway since I don't have a high refresh rate TV and I haven't even seen any broadcasts higher than the typical 24fps. I can almost never see the puck on TV. It moves too fast.

Also my team fucking sucks anyway. One of, like, only 2 teams that have never won the Stanley Cup.

They removed the button entirely... for Shorts.

Hackers spying on my gaming PC's keystrokes: "This guy says 'wads,' like, a lot."

Are we absolutely sure that Calypso doesn't look exactly like Charlize Theron?