FluidBeef

We’ve been able to make machines that go much faster than a human can run for at least several years now…

Were last gen’s graphics terrible? Everything still looks the same now, as you even point out.

Damn them and their neutral expressions!

Does China not have its own women who whisper while rustling paper?

Stupid sport anyway, as horses can barely swim without a rider.

We’ll only leave the country if we get to fight the French.

Glen Hoddle is having a goal!

Does this mean it can play Doom?

It’s a clusterfuck.

I think Spotify are just leeching them.

“get a different photo” seems dubious. Don’t see them going with that.

Bonus points if it complains of poor lighting if you have dark skin.