Digit

joined 2 years ago
[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 days ago

I've been boycotting Amazon since 2004. Waiting for everybody else to see it too. ... See it yet?!?? Everybody?!??

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 17 points 2 weeks ago

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany moment now....

... it's going to start to trickle down.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 7 points 3 weeks ago

"Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9."

(that works better spoken, than in text. ... 7 ate 9.)

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 5 points 3 weeks ago

Fuckit, lets all go install templeOS.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 5 points 3 weeks ago

Alas, but, tragedy of commons and game theory [(and FOMO)] have us racing to the bottom (~ along with a dozen other things impeding an effective collective bargaining, or any of the other things that would otherwise allow us to have nice things).

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 6 points 3 weeks ago

Is there a queue?

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Couldn't we just have warning messages?

Thus preserving free speech and not setting a precedent that may [/ shall inevitably] come back to bite us.

Maybe even LLM could generate the warnings on the fly.

"Look out! Now he's reading the plans off the teleprompter! ... Look out! Now he's spitballing freestyle! ... Beware there are three fallacies per word uttered for this portion. ... Beware of the fevered ego of a narcissist tactically noising up an evasive distraction, gaslighting, darvo, future faking. ... Warning: This section contains fascist tactics of blaming the other, drumming up fear of losing an identity of a nostalgic past that never really existed, drumming up hate and racial groupthink to induce a divisive totalitarian mob eager to militarise under supremacist delusion of destiny to rule to be fulfilled by jingoist expansionism and total domination but wraps it in a euphemism of flowery language heavilly laden with superlatives. ... Fact check: This portion makes false claims of having fulfilled promises. .... Note: this is just empty tautological statements sandwiched between bragging and boasting and hard-sell. ... Warning: This section contains a psyop to dupe you into thinking you should be blindly faithful to your leader, rather than your elected representative being faithful to the will of you the people."

... Stuff like that. n_n

Or maybe simpler, just like on tobacco products. "Warning, listening to this may cause brain damage, emotional instability, cognitive dissonance, discombobulation, and totalitarianised fascistic supremacist persuasions of competing groupthinks, to divide and conquer your population with this, a weapon of mass distraction. Observe responsibly."

Or maybe more compassionate, like a health warning... "this is what happens to you when you let yourself get played by blackmailers who want to wear your narcissistic ego like a puppet, and you stew your brain in excitotoxins for decades to induce a slow chemical lobotomy leaving you blissfully oblivious to how much you get played like a puppet."

... Okay, I'll stop. I realise I could probably do dozens of these, and they're not really that funny or revealing or hot or useful to be worth it. n_n

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 weeks ago

So it's a turkey!

And is that a meleagris or galus on the right?

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 weeks ago

first the prudish, then the hentai

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh this must surely confound and anger at least a few anti-transgender trump supporters.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 3 points 4 weeks ago

I happen to be listening to autechre when I saw this.

Disappointed it's a different æ.

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