Danarchy

Jokes on them, heaven has royalties. Some mfers abt to get their blessings repod

Just don’t search anything starting with “gangb” k bro?

I made hella dorks melt down on the Dorf fortress message board back in the day so yes

And pour one out for all the screens in between such as the gas station and micky Dee’s

This is the Choose Your Own Adventure font

This gangbang lacks a certain authenticity… a certain Jenna say kwa

You laugh but a house made of these will protect against wolves

Hide them back in the woods so the cycle may continue

One time I got there firecrackers from my rural cousins and I took a pack to school with the idea i would set up a slow fuze in the shitter and hopefully scare somebody (I was an idiot kid just to be clear) and so anyway I accidentally lit the paper wrapping instead of the punk (slow burning, flavorless incense stick used to light fireworks) and then the real fuse caught, so I had like 2 seconds to get out of there. That happened just as the bell rang to leave class so the hallway was full of people when the blackcats went poppy pop pop as I walked out of the bathroom and anyway some kid ratted me out for a reward but I talked my way out of it. Looking back I’m glad it failed and I didn’t make somebody deaf or shit their pants and also if you did this today you’d be in jail for sure because school shootings so don’t do it, kids

We’re right to push back

Oh hell yeah Knossi AND FJU!!??!?