Back in the day I saw an ad for a watch. The ad claimed that Cindy Crawford wore this watch. I thought that this was nonsense. A supermodel would have people to get her to any appointments and even if she was 15 minutes late, what would they do? Fire her and use the cleaning lady?
DagwoodIII
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The guy who got paid to have sex with beautiful women.
Harlan Ellison had a story about success in Hollywood.
Imagine you're told that there's a perfect rosebush growing on top of a mountain. You're told that the smell of the flowers is the greatest thing you can possibly imagine and you;d be a fool not to try and scale the mountain.
The mountain is shit. Dog shit, monkey shit, human shit, gorilla shit, and every other kind of shit. A few thousand tons of other garbage, but mostly shit.
You climb and climb and climb. Days turn into weeks, weeks become years.
You finally reach the rose bush. It's as beautiful as they claimed. But you lost your sense of smell.
You have a great imagination, and a clear writing style.
We'll pay you minimum wage to write stories so our AI can usurp actual authors.
Boy, that Salma Hayek is hot!
But there's no restaurant, and really, isn't the restaurant the most important thing?
[forgive the paraphrase]
Read the article. It explains the scam and why it got shut down.
The town had 250 people and 50 police officers.
On the other hand, if a homeless junkie tells me that shooting heroin is a terrible idea, I'm inclined to take their words to heart.
"Don't do what I did"
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