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[–] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I take out my jury and look at myself in the mir.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

edit: I thought that was a tool chest. On closer inspection, I see that it's not, which makes your comment make more sense and be much funnier than mine. I apologize if I've interfered with the enjoyment gained by anyone else.

[–] gaiussabinus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Made me laugh so hard I pooped myself

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hopefully you've cleaned up by now!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, thumb stuck in anus, penis in ear.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Well, it does make it difficult to hear anything on that side

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Then leave out da bike doe

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

Baltimore too

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Other people have mentioned Baltimore, so I thought I'd share the video: https://youtu.be/Esl_wOQDUeE

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This one cracks me up every time. "Ern ern en ern ern!"

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

"We really sound like that?"

[–] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of DJ Khaled saying "jurrely".

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, you've got to get at least halfway to Macon before people start talking like that.

[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 month ago

I was about to say.... 43 years in GA for me and this very much not Atlanta.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Rural Juror

[–] JTskulk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I hate that I haven't forgotten that the jersey shore kid pronounces it "Jew la ree"

[–] raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about Aaron's iron urn?

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

He earned it after all.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wow, and I thought my layover was bad.