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[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 148 points 1 month ago (7 children)

so drinking breast milk from your own "species" is considered weird when drinking breast milk from other animals is just fine? smh

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Raw milk in general is sus, especially when the cow could be on all kinds of drugs, you don't know.

I prefer regulated Nut milk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Town@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you have to call it "nut milk"?

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

yea... it's supposed to be "nut juice"

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Nut compote

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least I know my hu-cows are consenting.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not if you’re stealing it. I almost went down a whole rabbit hole allegory, but I actually think that’s pretty clear. They didn’t consent to giving milk to you, just like the cow does want to give milk (at least at first), just not to the farmer.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, my sweet summer child...

SpoilerThey're talking about fetish play between adult humans. No real cows need be involved.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Oh, I’m into hucows, lol. I’m just also autistic

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

"Ah, fancy milk from the human cow"

  • peep show

I think that quote is right.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 5 points 1 month ago

I've been saying that for years.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't want stranger juices of any kind in my coffee

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I dislike Kinder Surprise for this exact same reason

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We humans eat a lot of shit. Much more than ground-raised goats, for example. They are extremely picky.

All they eat are cans, clothing and grass if I'm not mistaken.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 91 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

Starr really nailed that psycho "the eyes aren't smiling" expression.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 1 month ago
[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 30 points 1 month ago

Homelander chill out

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

What about cheese?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago
[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

If they’ve been drinking it all week they obviously enjoy it

[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I guess you could call it a booby trap.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

As expected, countless Homelander images.

[–] CaptainMan251@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Breast milk is sooooooo good. An ex let me suck her titties once after she gave birth to someone's child.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Sentence might not be brand new but is surely rare.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Preferable to the crap they put in coffee creamer.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Dude stealing the breast milk knew it was breast milk the whole time. Let's not kid ourselves.

[–] dihutenosa@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

Akshually, breast milk tastes just fine. Somewhat sweet. Not as opaque white, but you don't drink opacity.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't that sexual assault?

[–] ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I agree that it breaks norms, is theft, is immoral, etc. but isn't sexual assault a stretch here?

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (10 children)
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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Thought it was a tattoo at first. That would make one hell of a tat that goes hard but seems like it would get limited use outside of the practical joke or diabolical revenge genre of social interactions.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I've read the comments. Y'all are missing out.

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