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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by inari@piefed.zip to c/memes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 99 points 3 days ago (4 children)

That white dot is deeply offensive to me.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

my mother was killed by a white dot.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Describe, in single words only, the good things that come into your mind... about your mother.

[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

you forgor to preface with:

Im no racist but...

I'd still hate it if it was a black, red, brown or yellow dot.

Hey we all start out white at some point!!

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It was a crumb of food on the screenshot.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Eh, otherwise the "ultradumb" facebook ranking algorithm totally doesn't know.

Onlyfons? Ok, it's rated appropriate for children, and pad the post with some porn ads that the algorithm totally "accidentally" missed

[–] charokol@lemmy.zip 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone who doesn’t know what onlyfans is wouldn’t spell it as one word

OP's mom is a gooner in disguise.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 76 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s that store right next to Spatula City.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Spatula City,
We sell spatulas…
And that’s all!

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

This censorship is pathetic

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a place where people share their hobby, duh.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That was the original intent, anyways. They threatened to ban NSFW to go back to their roots, and creators began preping to run away

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 9 points 3 days ago

Actually they threatened to ban nsfw content to get wall street backing for going public and debt financing and the like, as I read.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why do the ladies at church know this?

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Their sons know OP's only fans and they live back at home with mom after their divorce.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

It's a community for collectors of fans, duh. Just send your mom this video and she'll be fully up to date: Meet Reece, King of the Fans | My Kid's Obsession.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I'm just grateful that were my mom still alive she wouldn't mind that her daughter turned out to be a slut. She wouldn't want to know, but that's fine, I wouldn't want to tell her. But it wouldn't cause problems

[–] Solrac@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago