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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

You should try opening my heat treating kiln when it's been cooking at 1875° F.

Don't stand too close if you're wearing clothing made of synthetic fibers.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If the cold makes your dick shrink that shit's got to make it about ten feet long.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 weeks ago

You have a wonderful mind

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago

I think it'd melt into goo before it could manage that.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

GET OUTTA THE BLOODY KILN!

[–] typo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I had to look that up because it was familiar but I couldn't remember what that was from

https://youtu.be/p2onuBxhafg

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I just hope that whatever lives in there will never breach containment.

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[–] lena@gregtech.eu 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1023.89°C in non-freedom units

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, because two decimals of accuracy is very important here. The kiln keeps temperature that tightly controlled.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 3 points 1 week ago

Who am I to judge the temperature accuracy of one's furnace ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

why do I want to put my dick in it?

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[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 41 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

450 °K = 176.85 °C = 350.33 °F

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

JUST shy of book-burning temperature (according to my learnings from reading Ray Bradbury).

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My oven can get up to (and past) this temp. Unfortunately the door locks so I can't get a preview of Satan's home (it only does it for pyrolytic cleaning).

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

People hack ovens to let them use this mode to cook pizzas

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[–] stevles@aussie.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Thanks, fellow metric user! Freedom units shouldn't have a place in this world

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I bake pizza at 400.

Celsius.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So do I, but Kelvin. Takes me a while.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Great temp for some pulled pork.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Legit how you get restaurant-style blackened crust. Make the crust thin and bake for 3 minutes

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm aming for Neapolitan style pizza, my electric pizza oven is OK, but sometimes I still wish I had a garden for a real wood-fired oven.

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[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Both are arbitrary scales. People tend to prefer the one they grew up with. Yes, water boiling at 100°C is neat. No, that doesn't mean people who use Fahrenheit are wrong. Unless they're doing science, cause SI units are important (Zenon did nothing wrong)

Also, the meme is supposed to be both. Using the American (400°F preheat is normal) assumption of relevance (yes, it's a real thing) but then pulling the switcheroo and using an image corresponding to Celsius.

[–] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Both are arbitrary but only one is an international standard

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[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

I grew up with F, but now I'm all for C. It drives me crazy that the US (where I grew up) refuses to change.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

The meme is clearly saying the oven is at 450°C, which is 723.15K.

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

With 450 °C your pizza should be ready in 30 seconds.

That's what pizza ovens run at and it takes about 2-3 minutes for the pizza to be ready. You can also get ones that go up to 500°C.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

what pizza?

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We got an oven that has a stone fire pizza mode on it. It gets the stone up to 750F. Cooks our homemade pizzas in ~2 minutes. It's awesome.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

550 minimum for pizza

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 points 2 weeks ago

450°R is cold as fuck, it's 41.7° below freezing duh, are you an alien?

[–] chemtrailenthusiast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where is this clip from? Reminds me of Sunshine.

[–] zomb1f1ed@lemmus.org 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's from the end of Final Destination 5.

spoilerWhich is actually the event that started the first final destination.

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, just like opening the front door in Florida.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

And if I reach for the pizza without oven mitts:

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

If zinc melt your skin melt too. Amazing oven though can cast some cool figurine with zinc.

[–] Labna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was planning to joke about the 450° of rotation but, you know, internet is strange so, instead I found a French pizzeria... https://www.450degres.fr/

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I was gonna say it never bothers me then I realized I don’t set it that high.

But why? Is it necessary for frozen pizzas?

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[–] remon@ani.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

I see you like it charred to a crisp ...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

opening the wood fired pizza oven at 600F...

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