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[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 121 points 2 weeks ago

Excellent. That's the point! You're learning!

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 87 points 2 weeks ago

It’s such a self-report to show that you’re scared shitless of a guillotine

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 74 points 2 weeks ago

I feel perfectly safe hanging around a guillotine, how about you?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 62 points 2 weeks ago

Have they tried considering why they are afraid of the guillotine, and work on that?

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's sad when citizens have to actually bring physical proof of just how angry they are. Good leadership should see that their people aren't with them well before guillotines and nooses start showing up to the public meetings.

That's not what they're for. They're for controlling you.

[–] BottleBoardBakon@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 weeks ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

why would you feel unsafe?

are you doing something that might cause you to get your head stuck in a guillotine? because, if you are, you might just deserve to feel unsafe...

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

everybody loves a good donglover.gif

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 25 points 2 weeks ago

I assume they just finished the meeting via zoom and increased the bribes to the city council?

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Stay unsafe, company reps ❤️

[–] schema@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe they get a hint of how regular people feel daily with these companies around, but that would require self-reflection.

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

This was obviously a warning. Had Salem actually been serious they'd have brought kindling and torches.

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We got hella people, they got helicopters
They got the bombs and we got the, we got the...

We got the guillotine
We got the guillotine, you better run

[–] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Gadget Review almost certainly uses LLMs to generate their articles.

(dear mods: this is what i meant to put as the report reason before clicking the wrong button, sorry)

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit, I see Lemmy make jokes about guillotines all the time, but it turns out, that may actually be the answer!

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] GutterRat42@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

We celebrating Bastille day!?

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Is Stefano DiMera for or against the Data Centres?