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[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You’ll be able to interact with your agent through any device, including your glasses to keep you present in the moment with the people you care about.

The guy still thinks his pervert glasses is a product we want. There isn't a single original thought under that perm of his.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yup.

Also, how can you stay "present in the moment with the people you care about" when you have alerts and other UI overlay elements flashing and moving in your direct or peripheral vision? That would be a massive distraction to me.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This guy thought that VR with 2007 graphics was what we wanted.

Or threads.

Or "meta."

Or making Oculus garbage.

I wonder who thought that using icon that looks like a curly pubic hair was a good pick for Threads.

[–] artyom@piefed.social 30 points 1 week ago

The fact that this man even pretends to cosplay as some sort of philanthropist after all of the horrific shit he's done is just deeply offensive.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

6500 words is getting into manifesto territory.

[–] Toto@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Got a 2 word reply for him

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] gedfromgont@piefed.ca 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Minus No

Plus F

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

I'd be happy with just regular intelligence for everyone

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Your agent will work 24/7 on your behalf to improve your relationships, health, career, finances, home management, hobbies, and more. It will free up time for the things you enjoy, "

Pretty bold openly admitting it is a 24/7 marketing dossier on your life to be sold to the highest bidder.

Also, note it will free up time for what you enjoy as long as you don't enjoy thinking.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Why wouldn't people just run 10000 of these and get 10,000x the benefit? (Because it won't come with benefit).

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone needs to take the silver spoon out of his mouth and stab him in the eye with it.

Thanks. It was gringy AF

[–] plsnerf7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

For a lizard he needs to touch some grass

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, no thanks.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 3 points 1 week ago

And the circlejerkers on linkedin are foaming at the mouth with his manifesto.

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He can superintelli my fat labias on his nose.

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ahh, such poetry! A breath of fresh air ☀️

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago

Someone should Baker Act Zuck because this is desperate cry for help (among many other things).

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

a loveletter to himself, an android.

[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

But I thought the future was going to be a virtual universe full of dead-eyed, legless vr avatars???

What about that future Mr futurist? Why did you change the company name to “Meta”?

[–] Cornpop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Too bad his ai sucks