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But the escort actually likes me, right?
Yes. That's different.
Instructions unclear. My ford escort definitely hates me
I'd hate you too if you were trying to clog up my tailpipe.
you need to focus! It's not time for a fiesta!
That's a joke I cannot afford to make...
I made her a loaf of sourdough bread and now I know her real name and home address. Did I mess up?
Idk depends on your next move methinks
Do you think it would turn out the same way as that one time I married the stripper?
High likelihood
So a twenty-year marriage and a mortgage, got it