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[–] vrek@programming.dev 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Those cookies were fucking amazing though

[–] artifex@piefed.social 46 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You can still get them!

Pros of being an adult: you can buy cookies whenever you want.

Cons of being an adult: you can buy cookies whenever you want.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 weeks ago

Pros of living in Denmark: they have these at every grocery store and even the cheap brands are amazing

Cons of living in Denmark: they have these at every grocery store and even the cheap brands are amazing

[–] vrek@programming.dev 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe you, I can buy cookies for about 5 minutes after my paycheck clears

[–] artifex@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, how many cookies are you buying that quickly?!

[–] vrek@programming.dev 13 points 2 weeks ago

With current prices? 2.5 cookies

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, the duality of man.

[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course they were, they were basically butter rolled in sugar!

[–] vrek@programming.dev 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And that is a great combination!

[–] vrek@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Hold on... I have a stick of butter in fridge and a bag of sugar in pantry... Gotta try something

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

2026: Human Discovers Baking

[–] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is the one time I will advise against an air-fryer...

[–] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm inspired mostly by dragons....

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Baking was invented again this day

[–] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

I haven't been baked in years...

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you happen to have bread, you can spread the butter on a slice, cover the top with sugar, and use a cookie cutter to make "instant cookies" for your dolly tea party. Just be sure to eat the scraps, and eat the cookies for the dollies because they can't. Mustn't waste food!

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a cool idea and I think it will be my daughter's new favorite thing!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

You sound like a person who has sprinkles. If so, sprinkle.

[–] MantisWaffle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Caramel/butterscotch is literally this, heat till brown.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

If I am making butterscotch should I also pour in some scotch?

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Man. I'm total opposite. They kind of sucked.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm really tempted to ban you...

But seriously we can all have opinions. If you ever happen to be given these though let me know and I'll send you an address to ship them to

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is it my address? Because I hope it's my address.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd give anything to be a sugar baby to someone who'd regularly supply me with Royal Dansk.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

But then you need to buy so many sewing kits

[–] drath@lemmy.drath.ru 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I never had any in my childhood, mom told me they were terrible and she only bought them for a box. Now last week a few decades later, one of them has caught my eye in a store so I immediately bought some. Man, my mom was absolutely right, that goddamned box has managed to disappoint me twice...

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

You gotta have Royal Dansk.

They are the good ones.

The knockoff ones are always shitty.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

You're 100% correct that they suck.

These cookies are like the shittiest cookies you'd serve to someone in Denmark. They're for when you have to put something on the table but kind of don't want to, so you go for the cheap and easy option.

Baking them yourself is better, but they're still bland and boring.