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[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -3 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Yea, imagine what it's like being a dagerido like my pimp made me walk the plank, which is euphemism for a tolerance reduction ontological overload which I am demonstrating in some redundant fashion. This provides the creature a large enough dazzle to razzle tf outta all them bitches who get them stitches. This is Peter Marker Four on dommy down six, I got sticks, and imagine if you didn't know who I was and you came into contact with this virility in the forest before dawn at noon, six on Sunday coming at a theater near you. This week I went and gone and did and so it came back to me and we really ought to get that reduction. Time plasters the mind. Minutes to midnight, wait we've been hear me no I don't mommy go home.

Right, like you'd think that's a buncha hooey if you didn't know who my retarded ass was. Fucking idiots. I love all of you.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Cocaine is an interesting hobby, isn't it?

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -3 points 4 weeks ago

No just practicing. See,y'know how if you do something, your neurons fire, and thus you entrain them? Yea, I'm working out lateral based thinking skills through free association recollection in a free writing exercise, dummy. Nah just kidding. I'll jib your jab OH SHIT THERE'S A BUG ON ME GET IT OFF

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