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Let's have some fun, too (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 2 days ago by CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Full utilitarianism. Pacific Ocean is now "Ocean 1". Atlantic is "Ocean 2". So on, and so forth.

And we're serializing the countries while we're at it (random number assignment, no major economy gets to have #1 for ego reasons). I can already see the signs: "Country 4 is #1!".

Every flag is a solid pantone color. Every anthem is a localization of Riding Nerdy by Weird Al.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Every anthem is a localization of Riding Nerdy by Weird Al.

Oooh!

Australia could be "Hot and Deadly"
Most of the Southern US could be "Poor and Backward-y"
Lots of locations in South America could be "Lush and Birdy".
The border between Russia and Ukraine could be "War Incurred-y"
Washington DC could be "Trump's Diaper Filled with Turdies"
An alternative for Auatralia is "Cunt isnt a swear word-y"

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

The whole planet could be "the fact that we havent released the unredacted Epstein files is absurd-y"

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Pacific #1

Suck shit Atlantic!

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 18 hours ago

I was very against what you said.

But then you brought up Weird Al, so now I'm on board.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't use numbers as they indicate a priority.

Use random 32 bit base64 strings instead. You can technically order them but not in a useful sense.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fine, every country gets a UUID and is a file in /var

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago

/dev/ocean/by-id/a3cecd70-7ae6-4502-a0a1-92bd4db700f6

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Actually, let's order the countries based on their citizen happiness ranking. If being #1 is a point of ego, let's make that the metric they're all striving to be on top of.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

United States at #1, president says ignore the men holding guns, they are NOT coercing people into saying they're happy, healthy, and alive.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

This reads like song lyrics.