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Guys I see 100 billion potential children of mine being born in the next year if my entire sperm count is utilized.
Rob Schneider is a piece of shit.
Wake her ass up!
With about 4 billion women, that would require they get 25 children with you each.
Yes the math checks out, that sounds possible over a period of some years.
For a second there I thought you were exaggerating. 😋
I'm calling the police right now to report you for the millions of crimes you could potentially commit over the next year.
I'm calling the police right now to report you for the millions of crimes you could potentially commit over the next year.