vrek

Why are you getting piss drunk at school?

I still remember one day, in like 2005. I was in a program where long story short I went to school for 1/2 a day, went to work as a network administrator for a credit union for the other half. I had a cell phone and the credit union had my phone number. This day I forgot to silence my phone. Now the credit union was pretty good and specialized in school workers. I was in my last class of the day and my phone rang. I looked at it, saw it who it was, silenced the ringer and let it go to voicemail. My teacher flipped his shit. Started accusing me of everything from cheating(it was a lecture, not a test) to drug dealing. I interrupted him and asked "do you bank with abc credit union?" he was thrown off his rant and said "yes but what does that have to do with anything?" so I simply responded "that was the vice president and cfo of your bank". "you lie, it's one of your scumbag friends" I took out the phone, called voicemail and first message started with "hey vrek, this is cfo name vice president and cfo of abc credit union..." this was his normal start of a phone call cause he mostly dealt with other corporations. My teachers face went white and had no idea what to say or do. He literally just ignored it, turned around and went back to lecture lol.

Just wanted to cause chaos and make op search it for a typo when there isn't one

But you didn't see the typo in this one?

Untill I see an ocean bubble from the carbonation I'll believe it's flat

The other issue is enforcement. If somebody releases a weights table on the web publicly, by the time the government can review it thousands of people could of seen it and saved a copy of it. You can track down the first person and say take it down but you can't track down everyone. It's like the dvd encryption number from the early 2000s. Why waste the resources?

If they really cared about you, shouldn't they already know your problems?

But then you need to buy so many sewing kits

If I am making butterscotch should I also pour in some scotch?

I'm really tempted to ban you...

But seriously we can all have opinions. If you ever happen to be given these though let me know and I'll send you an address to ship them to

I'm inspired mostly by dragons....

With a blow torch?