unmagical

joined 2 years ago
[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago

"I changed your diapers"

removed so did everyone else at my grandma's funeral. I've never seen you a day in my sentient life.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

All that reading at a uni level in grade school did for me was make me utterly surprised when we had to peer review papers my second year of uni and I'm gazing down 5 pages with no complete sentences, the only punctuation used is in the complete wrong way, and misspellings of words that I know are on every office program's spell checker. Fast forward a few years and POTUS has the oratory skills of a fifth grader and I might lose my programming job because marketing and sales haven't managed to sell the product in years (I work on an end user product for one of the largest companies in my field whose primary focus is enterprise b2b sdks; if end user continues at this pace there's a chance they drop the whole division EOQ3).

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I initially considered loss, but the character count for each is wrong.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is the strangest political compass I've seen.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

That's who we ended up going with.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Had to switch off t-mobile this week and there's metal in my engine oil. Too topical for me.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My argument was one of stochasticism. A broken clock is right twice a day, but a machine that says to 100% of FB users "you aren't happy" will be right more often than not.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Does that really need AI? The world is dystopian af, can't it just declaratively assert "you are sad" and be right just about as often as some expensive inference operation?

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Honestly at this point you could just republish the original. The Grievances are back in fashion it seems.