tacosanonymous

It reminds me of the pizza my college gf put in the oven while drunk. Found it six hours later…

Of course they do. I’m their librarian.

Tobacco leaves are not good eats. Don’t do it.

I think it’s mostly out of spite.

They’re just playing the build the leakers have.

We are you born an asshole? lol

And with machined metal, you might make something that can shoot more than one bullet that probably won’t explode in your face.

Or maybe I went for the kayak and ended up with the world's largest jar of pickles.

I hate mine. The battery dies way too fast.

No. What kind of sick fuck loves a doorknob?

Mad at me for a week. Tells every friend and family member that I don’t love her unconditionally for the rest of our lives. Brings it up at my funeral…

The filters add makeup. Have you tried contouring?