spittingimage

joined 3 years ago
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Not even the good Terminator. The future is a robot skeleton humping a parking meter.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd like to see your 'science' explain where the missing socks go in the dryer.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Citizens can do a little active resistance as a treat.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

"Siri, play the world's smallest violin."

"Okay. Searching Pornhub for 'ball violence' videos."

"...forget it."

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The more I read about Meta, the more convinced I am the Epstein files contain video of an expressionless Zuck explaining to a woman that unless she chooses one of her children to die, they both do.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

You'd think the cocaine-snorting classes would understand that only the first hit's free.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The fuck did I just read?

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (13 children)

Which you can precisely define, right?