They say "military intelligence" is a contradiction in terms.
rob_t_firefly
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I like this idea, but they are announcing cheapish sunglasses for sale during the height of sunny summer with an estimated ship date of late November. That seems like a slight miscalculation.
EDIT: I'm an idiot, and other places exist. Thank you multiple commenters for pointing out the flaw in my thought here!
While playing catch by myself with the squishy stress ball on my desk, I declared my left hand was charging my right hand $1M for the ball and my right hand was throwing it back to my left and charging $1M for it in kind.
So, according to these metrics I've sold $400M worth of stress ball to myself today. Alert my shareholders!
And of course TechSpot posts this very story illustrated with an AI slop picture of a guy with a robot, because no human could possibly draw such a thing for them.
"I do assure you, Mrs. Buttle, the Ministry is very scrupulous about following up and eradicating any error. But if you do have any complaints you wish to make, I'd be, well, only too happy to send you the appropriate forms."
Maybe an AI can read the story too, and they can all leave me the fuck out of it.
Crap-looking Special Edition Jabba has awkwardly entered the chat.
Do you want Little Shop of Horrors? Because this is how you get Little Shop of Horrors!
Waterloo, got off of X 'cause they needed to
Waterloo, Elon's hellsite is too shit for you
I worked on a crew that took lots of long interstate drives when "We Like to Party" by the Vengaboys was a big radio hit. Every time that goddamned horn blasted in that song when we were on the road, we all frantically looked around to see the big truck that was about to kill us only to realize it was just the stupid Vengabus.
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It's just adding a new layer to the mix when the people at the top are literally the royal family of an oppressive monarchy with openly fucked human rights practices.