ouRKaoS

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[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My "parking assist" feature got immediately turned off when it slammed on the brakes because I backed into a parking spot and it saw the concrete parking block 6ft behind me...

I got out of the car thinking an animal had ran under a tire where I couldn't see it, then figured out it was just the car being "helpful".

[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

You can just vibe-direct it with AI for the irony! And the lulz!

(/s, please no one do this ๐Ÿ˜)

[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

It's a damn good trap, and they make it work bafflingly well.

I can get up, get dressed, commute to a store, buy the item I need and commute back home, or I can push 3 buttons on my phone and have the item delivered to me in a few hours for 35% less than it would have cost at the store, without the added fees for travel.

... Ah, fuck, I'm one of the Wall-E universe people, aren't I?

[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 5 days ago

That hospital bit sounds like an exploitable loophole:

"A percentage of our data here is critical hospital infrastructure, so we are exempt from the power grid limitations!"

(0.02% of data considered "critical")

[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Didn't ask it to do much...just open Teams.

You asked Cancer to give you Herpes...

[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

I want smart glasses like a smart watch: a quick glance to see a message, workout data, maybe GPS directions, that's about it.

No camera needed.

[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

You just need to clear the cache and delete the cookies.

[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Makes it so much easier for the government to monitor one data center instead of a million separate computers.

[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

AI data centers become "personal cloud PC centers" when the AI bubble pops..

[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Can we stop the speed run to Skynet already?

[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 35 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

Actually, titties are for children; their purpose is to feed kids. Keeping kids away from titties is like trying to revoke food stam-- oh.

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