musubibreakfast

joined 1 year ago
[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

If you modify your glasses your eyes are gauged out, a pepe is branded on your forehead and you're made to wander the wastelands (Detroit).

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You shouldn't, you're teaching them bad behaviors. If you go to Canada and you're friendly to the Canadians they'll expect the same from other visitors and will get upset when they're mistreated and that will curdle their maple syrup and if that happens then they can't feed their cubs. It's better to just stay away from Canada.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Be quiet and eat your beans

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Saw the same documentary and there was a bird in one of those trees and nobody mentioned that it was most likely a government drone. Really makes you think about what passes for a credible source these days

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So what your saying is someone needs to invent super steroids for plants or we need to get rid of winter. You're really out there but I support you and your crazy ideas!

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

If we all agreed to this when google was handing out invite only keys to gmail, then maybe we could've made a difference

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You can learn to make that beep with your mouth and then beep when you sneeze or are in pain

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

No it's a calling

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I prefer to call him Elmo Musk but Elon Muppet is pretty good too.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No, you're cooked. Tonight at 10 there will be two ogres in linux t-shirts at your door. They'll escort you to the lemmy dungeon where you'll spend the rest of your life.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless Die Hard (2027) is a documentary about Bruce Willis, then I'm not interested

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Obviously the woman has cancer and has only a week to live, but the husband is a world class esports athlete and he promised an entire ward of kids with cancer that he'd win the championship.

But the husband has cancer too and this is the last time that he can play before his eyes need to be surgically removed. But he doesn't know that his wife made a deal with the devil, if she can get the husband to stop playing games then Satan will erase cancer from the world and the entire ward of children will be instantly healed.

But if her husband finds out about this deal he will instantly kill everyone. This is a very complex situation.

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