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Excuse me, but where is the town car?

I mean, if you are going to come for me like this, it might as well be classy

Isildur was the only one given such an easy chance. He had the ring, at the volcano, and failed to destroy the ring ...

But he was also too weak to destroy the ring when he had the chance, thus leaving the spirit of Sauron to remain and try to conquer Middle Earth.

Isildur was not the good guy in this scene... wtf?

I feel like this is the opening for a parody/humor creepypasta radio drama.

Can someone ELI5?