chode_tode

joined 5 months ago
[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One time I went to a strip club when I turned 18. I was gifted a lapdance from my bud and as I sat excitedly on the chair, the woman came out and began to grind on me and shake her ass while bent over near my face. I quickly realized her ass stank. Her ass stank pretty bad. Why had no one told her she stank?? Why did it have to be me to be the first to notice??? Am I a victim here??

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

It was those damn pesky KIDS. DAMN KIDS.

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dropped Microsoft a long time ago. Loving every second of it.

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)