VicksVaporBBQrub

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Back up proposal- we only send lactose intolerant astronauts, and somehow get dairy cows on the moon fulltime.

Oh, boy. Future news headlines are going to rival 'Florida man'.

" A 5th-generation cattle rancher fires civil war cannons at datacenter's onsite KV electric lines, uses his tractor to tow live cables 18 miles across his property in the middle of the night, to repower city of Fort Worth after third night of mandatory blackouts..."

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I remember doing something similar for a highschool History class -- learning about local rivers, riparian corridors, the ancient California valley lake, and our soil types (why and are what they are). All things to draw up a more accurate picture. No way Google would utilize any of that knowledge. If I was a kid today, with that tool.. definitely F- homework for sure.

All imagination, no accuracy.

In a best-case scenario, imagine how much profits your upcoming product w͟o͟u͟l͟d͟n͟‘t͟ get if it didn't create any buzz in the media.

Contracted by Apple? You can probably get away with hiding the Pope in Taylor Swift's closet.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

🧑‍⚖️: "But what if your best revenuing content creators are children?"
🤓: "That's why I need you to rewrite it."
👶🧒: "Wait... wat?!"

🤓: "Don't worry. I'll protect you guys."