UltraGiGaGigantic

joined 2 years ago
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Marketing people really love the smell of their own farts. They all feel like they are the smartest people ever.

I bet the person who typed up that email was thinking "hell yeah, I fucking got those suckers right where I want em."

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

I have one problem, existing on planet earth. Only 50 more years left of my shift on earth.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago

Interesting take, thanks for sharing. No sarcasm.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

I dont need my porn to be this realistic. I want some fantasy to.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 82 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I find it easier to be unbearable. Then everyone walks away from me!

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was just sitting around shitting in diapers like a total idiot

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ever check out Mondragon before?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It’s so bad that if one of them was a competitor or adversary that had infiltrated the company in a covert operation to destroy it or gum it up, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

Sizzle

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