Steve

Don't let them settle! Slay the beast!

Thats just awful.

/s

When I was in HS all the farm kids carried their knives and multitools to school every day.

One year the administration asked us to stop, but nobody listened and they didnt mention it again.

I didnt notice

Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.

All of them, obviously.

Im not reading all that. Grok, summarize this shit in 2 bullet points.

And cocaine is better than caffeine

Would it read a license plate if you set it in the bushes?

Detected smudge with license plate. SWAT team has been dispatched.

Until the fuel runs out.

The only people who still vote for them are watching network television all day, every day while their brain matter slowly drips out of their ears.