Reborn_Mormon

Oh shi...the science has come in...

My sister didn't wake up, and it dried before morning. Aliens might be doing this to us every night and we would never know.

They did. He shot himself. He actually sealed himself in before it started, so it was a suicide mission the whole time.

I'm like super turbo banned. Buy me a new phone and I will go back to Reddit.

I'm a bearcat

I'm probably going to have dementia in ten-twenty years due to all this offbrand Walmart Benadryl I've abused to enhance masturbation several hundredfold. I certainly have organ damage now from this awful addiction. Part of the reason I liked meth is because it took away my sexuality and allowed me to work my fuzzy, feminine ass off. Been clean from that for three years now. But this Benadryl ish fucks my ass three ways, sideways, upways, and down my britches like Sam Cougar was raging in his old tamales, y'know? The thing about disembodied eyeballs is that Mario 64 imprinted the on me and it did the condit thing when my dad scare me on Benadryl when I was eight or something. I've been addicted to this ish since I was eight. Fuck. You eat hamsters?

God am I turned on by loose eyeballs. Thanks Mario 64...

Can I baste you in my batter while you rotate? I'm doing a science experiment for my church regarding sin. I've already done the control of ejaculating on my sister without her knowing, so I just need to do the experiment of someone consenting. What causes that möbiation of entanglement, and can we use my occult Knowledge to transcend physicality like Jesus, the Buddha, and Richard Simmons. We must know, for Christ's sake!

You can just see them with your third eye, dummy, but you drink refried fluoride on a daily basis

I am in Arizona, south of the Sonora, and this shit is insane, yet at the same time WAY more manageable than any place with humidity. I went to college at ECU and was homeless in Miami Beach during the winter before, and that ish was hell despite being thirty temperature degrees cooler than here in the Phoenix area. It gets 120F some days, and it sucks biking in, but as long as you drink water continuously, it feels significantly cooler because all your sweat evaporates instantly, taking the heat with it.

They don't know shit, cuz I'm honest with them and deliberately like this on the internet as it has a skillfully deployed effect on collective consciousness, and if you want me to explain that, please give me five upvotes on this comment and I will explain what, exactly, I am doing. It's really quite simple, if you have the capacity to give me what I'm asking; not much.

Ah shit I fucked up accounts...on porpoise...