ParadoxSeahorse

joined 3 years ago

Die Antwoord are terrible people

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of this

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Finch? Yeah it’s the same machine, just with a fun robot hand to make the sacrilege seem less awful, maybe?

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Fucking scanning books without destroying them, the philistines! /s

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It’s really easy:

  1. When it sprouts because you’ve forgotten to use it
  2. Separate the good cloves from the moldy ones
  3. Plant the good cloves in the garlic flower bed
  4. Forget to harvest the garlic
  5. Buy more garlic and put it in the cupboard

Repeat as necessary

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This reads how English Wikipedia claims Americans invented all cocktails

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Isn’t it worse that he was treated like an alien and found solace in materialism and so discarded the human race

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Someone else scamputer

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I wish I had fewer opportunities to post this gif, I hate it

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Tfw you realise the country you’re living in has its own fandom for something and they’re ridiculously welcoming

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