Murse

That only works if you get a numbered response.

Respond to my email in a stupid way, the next ones will be stupid proof. Whether or not we're friends is up to you in this case, but if I need to treat you like a kid to get the information I need, you better believe I'm gonna.

...every single time I've run into that wording, it's in response to a question that their initial email doesn't address. You've never run into that?

Usually it's when I have multiple questions lumped into one email, they answer the first one and ignore everything else, then get butthurt when I ask for a follow up. They can "I already fuckin told you" all day long, but they didn't actually already tell me.

I've since learned to keep work emails at like a 3rd grade reading level. Couple sentences max, one question per. If I have lots of questions, they'll be slowly trickling into your inbox spread out over a week or so. And if they start getting snarky, I start CCing their and my supervisor.

Welcome to any and every industry that uses email.

There's an even better trick too: skip the fucking email and just go knock on their office. Gets shit done 10x faster.

It works in reverse too!

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/nocebo-effect

Scroll to your heart's content.

https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=meta+glasses+filming+women+without+consent

~~Teen Boys~~ Men of all ages Are Using Meta Glasses to ~~Terrorize~~ sexually harass ~~Girls~~ women of all ages ~~at High Schools and Middle Schools~~ everywhere.

Shoulda stored him in multiple carts.

AI slop kettle calls AI slop pot black.

Guys you can't base your worldview on one expert's opinion! We need peer review!

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eats cheese

Idr if this was a feature that made it into a real OS or just a concept that never came to be, but...

I recall reading about a duress pin that instead of deleting stuff, just booted up normally... but to basically a separate user profile. From the non-duress profile you could choose features that would be shared between the two, like texts or call history of specific people, browser history, photo albums, etc.

So "sure officer, it's 5224" would open up a phone profile that looks convincingly used, with nice long trails of cat memes and chatter with your gaming buddies about your favorite franchise enshittifying, and so on.

Punch in your real pin to unlock it though, and it's got full access to everything, including data you want to keep private.

...and, uh, if any of you are designing a mobile OS right now, here's your feature suggestion!

~~isn't~~ shouldn't be*

Their mood is a major determining factor in their target's ability to stay out of prison.

Due process is dead.

I've come to believe that was actually a typo. The correct title is "land of the fee".