Insekticus

I love how without context, it looks like an ad for Daily Mail

Conspiracy theory time:

It's all a psy-op from the elite ruling shadowy cabal of billionaires to make us think their inbreeding turned them into the elves they were promised they'd be, and not the ghoulish goblins they became.

This is the end-point of capitalism: the ultra-wealthy just allowed to run these organizations and only pay an utterly negligible fee for their transgressions.

It's going to keep happening and more and more often, because the oligarchs have finally completely taken over the global political theatre. Without a global revolution from the workers, we will end up going backwards and undoing everything.

Honestly, get your friends to sign up for apprenticeships/traineeships and look for the electrical/construction companies working on data centres and let loose. Drop nails all over site, do as much damage as you can.

Take sneaky photos of layouts and schematics. We'll need them in the future.

I'm trying but the universe keeps failing to gift me the powers of teleportation and telekinesis.

Guess I'll just have to go the old school route.

Hey Sam, come drop into NZ for a bit.

I guess the oligarchs, wannabe lords, and conservatives got their wish of an uncaring and hyper-individualized social structure with little to no healthy community.

If anybody was paying attention, they'd have realised long ago that this was the goal. I'm surprised this constitutes news.

Fuck pointless consumption!

We need to start a "Bounties for Billionaires" appeal where anybody can donate and each billionaires gets a bounty on them. At the end of each month, the billionaire with the most money gets all the funds put into a pool for anyone to claim.

The kicker is, it has to be by guillotine (French-style) and the other billionaires can donate to the next pool to not be on the list, but they have to have a dinner in a room with the losers' heads on spikes (Russian-style).... and the billionaire donations are public for everyone to see who they donated against!

God, you're a fucking loser, aren't you. I'm just going to block you for my sanity. Holy shit.

So you want me to reduce my not-so-complex insult to something a moron would produce so you can think you're winning an arguing with a moron?

Fuck, you're smart hey.

Oh sorry, I thought I'd try for something a moron would understand. I didn't want to use too many big words and confuse you.