HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

You're pretending to be a doctor. You should know what those words mean

500 cigarettes

My gut does not run without it

stop being so wulgar

and they're right to do so

yeah, learned waaaayyyy too much about your ex's sentient butt plug

You know what, Reaper dude, there are a lot of Ron Johnsons. Just pick one. As long as the list, enumerated below, is removed by noon today.

the list

fuck you feds i ain't really got a list

and don't forget the spice packet

*Martini

stevie nicks was born in 48. she was my fearful and tearful guess for next.

the universe decided to give you some negative frisson. it's not often we get it.

my way to cope with those is to find a quiet spot to sit and just hold the feeling as long as it will last. i think that's because i associate music with positive frisson (you know the way the chords move under the notes that it makes you almost want to weep. it's almost orgasmic when it's done well. at least i hope you know that way. come to one of my gigs or rehearsals (giggity) we try to provide the experience of touching the sacred through song.

wait shit i don't think i'm ready to dox myself yet. lemme ask the wife.

FUCK