DannyMac

joined 2 years ago
[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 days ago (13 children)

ITT: People complaining about how this phone is 100% perfect and what they want. Instead of moving towards heaven, we might as well remain in hell until heaven is directly attainable. It's a good start and the more money that gets thrown this way, the more others will follow. But by all means, don't support this endeavor, let's stay in our Apple/Samsung/Google versions of hell instead.

[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

tbf, online shopping would have eventually got you, but I'd say you could have gotten a good 15 years out of that hustle!

[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

They say those who actually made fortunes during the gold rush were the ones selling the pickaxes.

Maybe I should get into the guillotine business...

[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

🎶That's right... The answer to the riddle is cakes on the griddle! 🎶

Thats's from my favorite episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch where Sabrina tries pancakes, but pancakes are crack to witches. I remember after watching it, I went on a pancake bender myself 😆

[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Man, I miss MoviePass... For $9.99/mo, it converted venture capital into something people could directly enjoy by watching as many movies as possible!

[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Thoughts and prayers to the lawfirms to find as much damning evidence as possible!