DagwoodIII

joined 1 year ago
[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago

Serious.

Put up a world map in their room.

First it teaches them colors and shapes. Then numbers and letters. Then history and science.

When they walk into kindergarten and the teacher sees they know things like directions and what the word 'island' means, they'll be the favorite pupil.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of an old sports joke.

I root for two teams. My home town team and whoever is playing against the Yankees/Patriots/Bulls.*

*Highly successful and extremely hated for it.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

https://thecounter.org/supermarket-robot-automation-ai-organized-labor-stop-and-shop/

My local store has robots patrolling the aisles. I thought they were cleaners at first.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 24 points 1 month ago

In a movie full of great special effects, one of the best 'effects' was just an actor who was really, really good at his job.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Oh ye of little imagination...

It's canon that Emma Frost will create telepathic fantasies for her partners.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

https://youtu.be/os7feUFOBPM

The Maltese Falcon. From a novel by Hammett.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Education time.

Dashiell Hammett was a WW1 veteran who fought the Army for the right to join up to fight Hitler. After the war he was sent to jail for refusing to name names when the government wanted to know who was in the Communist Party.

After working as a real life detective, Hammett turned to writing crime fiction. In one of his stories he used authentic crook slang. 'The rag lay' was stealing laundry off of clothes lines. It was the kind of thing only the lowest miscreants would do. His editor censored 'the rag lay' because it sounded dirty to him. Hammett didn't raise a fuss, but in his next story he had his hero call a cheap crook a 'gunsel' and a 'punk.'

'Gunsel' and 'punk' were both slang for men who offered sex for protection in prison.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, my first place was literally that color.

I had to repaint it myself.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Memphis, Tennessee has entered the chat, y'all.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And 'juvenile delinquency' stopped after they took lead out of gasoline.

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