Was the battery covered by warranty?
ChaoticEntropy
"We only have the option to use this hyper expensive private satellite service... because we spent all of the wired rollout grants/funding on bullshit."
Meta is desperate to corner the market on something, anything.
I'll believe it when I see it.
Saturn, they'd fit right in with all the other frozen orbital bodies in the ring.
"AH DON' WANNA MISS A THIIING..."
Even if it could be made to "work", the idea that it would somehow be superior to or more economical than a terrestrial facility is madness.
I mean... Zuck's claim to fame is that he made a basic site with some other dudes to rate the attractiveness of women. That's it, that's the big idea... other people and investors made Facebook/Meta what it is. It couldn't be more clear that Zuck is just along for the ride and he is desperate to prove otherwise.
Unless it can prove that it is running entirely locally with no outside connection, it can fuck off.