Spoiler: there is a God showing on-screen
Captain_Buddha
No, not awfully accurate to the source material. BUT it's not actually history, so... that part stands for me. Artistic license is okay in my book.
Man, the whole "historically accurate" aspect is where everyone should suspend disbelief. Giant cyclop's, sirens, and God's aren't real either... and that was the most badass looking representation of King Agamemnon I've seen. That includes Brian Cox!
I have loved Leguizamo since 'house of buggin'" from back in the 90's... you are right to give a nod to his performance.
The ( . )( . ) always brilliant, Kat Dennings.
AND they even have porn, too!
"There goes the baker, with his bread like always... the same old bread and rolls to selllll!" That's ONE you could point at as a jab. The poor, poor boulanger!

Your second description is STILL less perverted than meta glasses.