Jesus christ, I'd rather die.
Apeman42
joined 3 years ago
I just got back from The Odyssey (it's shite, Leguizamo is the only saving grace) having known none of the cast beforehand except Matt Damon, and it was kind of offputting when I saw they were both in it tbh. At least they had no scenes together.
I prefer my houses with breading over batter.
"I survived because the lamp inside me glowed brighter than the lamps around me."
That machine feels anomalous somehow. Like it only dispenses drinks that never existed or something.
They knew how to do this in the 80s. Little Shop of Horrors, The Fly, and The Thing for example. All remakes that far surpassed the cheesy originals.
Another of the wrong 80-year-olds dead. The grim reaper has the aim of a fucking stormtrooper.