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[โ€“] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

like youre a slaver about to face justice for your crimes?

[โ€“] Saapas@piefed.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Holding in that shit against its will ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

You feel like a traitor?

[โ€“] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Our stalls wobbled because multiple people would shake the stall walls asking, "who is pooping in there" and that's about as benign of an interaction as you could pray for.

[โ€“] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep. Some guy pissed OVER the stall door on me once while I took a shit in highschool. And this is in Australia, we actually have doors and not flaps. It was an impressive feat of bladder power.

[โ€“] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Here in the northern hemisphere, we have to aim under the door and gravity curves it back up.

[โ€“] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't get it... An idiot? A pro slavery? A looser?

[โ€“] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Depends on how much fiber is in the school food.

[โ€“] ski11erboi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Someone holding off a hord of children determined to violate all sense of privacy. You must have had a wonderful school restroom experience. Some of us are scarred for life.

[โ€“] TootSweet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you're creative enough, shitting can be the way you assert dominance over your peers.

[โ€“] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Yep if they say anything I'll stop trying to be quiet.

[โ€“] Landless2029@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I never once at a problem in a school bathroom...

Then again I'd go out of my way to poop in the random ones that were nowhere near classroom.

They werent teacher bathrooms per se but mainly teachers/staff

Roomate's little brother was a senior at the school across the way. Little bro wouldn't say why he hated the school so much. But he was in the IT dept and kept bringing me stolen routers and such. I objected, like, all this shit has hardware addresses. I would rather not get raided and found to receive stolen school property. But I moved on and found other ways to fuck up my life.

[โ€“] MrOtingocni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Especially after the conviction!

[โ€“] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

We can? Thanks Mom!

[โ€“] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

The mute button isn't working

[โ€“] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

For real though