Bitwarden exported my passwords to a spreadsheet file when i decided to mitigate away from it.
So for it has been my go-to with libreoffice until i find a better solution π
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I've been quire happybwirh KeePass for many years. That's what I moved to after excel.
Whatβs wrong with Bitwarden? Oh yeah, I forgot, because itβs not Vaultwarden
you don't really need to hack the excel sheet, most corporate passwords are the name of the company with a 3 replacing the e and an exclamation mark
Allegedly, the combination to the safe in pretty much every Walmart in the US is just the internal store identification number. Which is printed on every receipt.
Everyone knows the best password manager is notepad!
how about an email draft in Outlook?
Why only a draft? Just email it to yourself!
Pleb. Notepad+
Noob. Notepad++
I knew a senior engineer who did this. Granted I don't blame him, elevated accounts (basically admin accounts) had corporate assigned 36 character(letter, number and special) randomly generated passwords which expired every 6 hours. If you used the account on more than 3 computers the password expires.
To get new password you had to log in with normal account, go to special website, log in with your account and a authenticator code from company phone, request new password, write in a reason why you need it, go back to homepage of special website, approve your own request, go to your manager, ask them to approve it also, go back to special website, likely need to relogin including authenticator, finally new password is shown on screen for 30 seconds....
Make sure to store it in a cloud-synced folder
No need to remind people of that. Microslop will manage to get it on their cloud one way or another. Just need a few more dark patterns. Maybe have an update silently change the 'Ctrl + S' shortcut to be 'save to OneDrive' instead of just 'save'.
Dammit, you just jinxed everyone
You want me to store my passwords on servers owned by like Amazon?
Is this gatekeeping?
If you're relying on Excels password, the cops can submit your xlsx file and a subpoena to MS and they will open it for them.
It's a database that's critical to the business just on a harddrive. No parity, backup just on an smb share that they had to let everyone else know they weren't using anymore, so someone else could work.
Scary stories to tell by the server fire