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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't drive but can't you park somewhere else and walk?

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Americans do walk sometimes, but only if it's a special event raising money for charity, or on vacation to a theme park like Disney World or Europe. Otherwise, if you can't park your car literally within sight of your destination, "there's no parking!"

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My ex spouse is like this drove me batshit. Going to where they worked that's a 15 minute walk I'd just walk and they'd drive, by the time they found parking I was already inside sitting. Sometimes parking was so far away they'd end up walking nearly 10 minutes anyways. Years of trying I could never convince them to just walk to work. I never understood it, still don't, why would they prefer that?

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wtf, so they drove just for like a bit over 1km? I used to work somewhere a bit over 2km away from my house and usually walked or biked there. I'd drive there when it's bad weather, and even then it took me longer than biking.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

About 1.5km, literally on the same street as us it was a straight shot. On their way back they didn't have to deal with finding parking but they did deal with rush hour traffic so that straight shot was still longer than walking

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 1 points 2 weeks ago

The only smart excuse I could come up with would be that parking is cheaper at work than at home? 😅 My current job is only like 6km away and I still drive there usually, but mostly because street parking is like $4/hour during working hours, whereas I have free parking at work.

A fully acceptable reason for someone to become an ex, though I assume there were many other reasons as well.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Walking through an American car suburb is nothing like walking through a European city. Racism is still racism, even if the target is Americans. Don't be a racist.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thankfully, calling out dipshits for the dipshit things that they do is not racism. Houstonians have a choice, and they choose.... that kind of abomination.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's racist because you're ascribing it as an innate characteristic of the American people. Plenty of people have to and do walk through Houston, as that video documents. The wealthy oil oligarchs just had the city built in a way that required car use.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, I feel like you're really reaching. Walking is an innate characteristic of all humans. One of the defining characteristics, some say. That poor people walk in Houston is not a revelation. However, it is unconsciously making cars an instrument of punishment for the poor (forced to walk in a car-dominated hellscape), that is the dipshit behavior, and hell yes I'll judge Americans all day for being so cruel. It's anything but innate; you can't choose your skin color or sexual orientation, but you certainly can choose not to scream about removing a few street parking spots for an important bike lane.

The observation that Americans don't walk unless it's a special event comes from a lifetime of observing my fellow Americans. Hell, I watch my neighbors drive 4 blocks to the grocery store almost daily.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on the event. I don't mind parking further away just for ease of pulling in and out, the walk doesn't bother me unless my knee is acting up.

If it's my nephews baseball games, I will park around the next block or two and walk, but if it's a store and the lot is full? Pass.

It depends on where you live, mostly. In my experience, people who live in suburbs don't like to walk very far from their parking spot, dense city dwellers don't mind at all. Either owning a personal vehicle is pointless because everything is within 15 minutes of walking or because owning a car in a packed city is expensive and difficult.