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[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I've heard World War 3 sucks. Can't wait for World War 4, hope they finally get all the bugs sorted out.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I hear that one's going digital only. We won't even own our own grenades anymore

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, actually, that's the one that's going to be fought with sticks and rocks (per Einstein)—either because technology has crashed and burned, or because those will be the only weapons anyone can own.

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But after ww3, bugs are all that's left to eat!

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Well yes, that's why we have to sort them out, count them and send them to the frontlines to feed our soldiers! Glorious victory will be ours!